Lyrics

DRANK TOO MUCH

Lyrics By Ryan Ramsdell
and Joel Hill

Chor.
Well i drank too much last night, You know I did.
Cuz I got a shiner, and an ache in my head.
Well I found my pants, but my shoes are gone,
And I'm not at home, but on someone's lawn.
I guess I drank too much last night.

Well, my keys are missing, and so is my car.
And I can't recall the last visit to the bar.
But what's a feller to do, with his thirst on his mind?
Drink anything and too much of it, 'til closing time.

I'll take a beer, but only just one...
What'd you say, Jager?
Well that sounds fun, but now I gotta wash the taste
Outta my mouth.

So Give me two shots of Whiskey,
And a Pint of Stout.
Now I'm feeling OK, so what'ya say?
It's tequila time, no lime, and we're drinking
straight out the bottle.

Now it's about dawn when I come to.
Figure it's tomorrow, but it's tomorrow times two.
I'm in my bed and nothings broken, except my head.
I hear the bathroom door swing open.
I see a five hundred pound woman, in a satin night gown,
about thirty sizes too small.

We'll i drank too much last night, You know I did.
Cuz I got a shiner, and an ache in my head.
Well I found my pants, but my shoes are gone,
And I'm not at home, but on someone's lawn.
I guess I drank too much last night.